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life on the edge of cool

“Get out the fu*king way”!!!

If you have a bike then you need this!

This bicycle speaker records and plays any message to warn others of your presence.
The device announces “On your left” or any verbal warning with the touch of a button, proclaiming your approach more effectively than a bell without taxing your vocal cords. OMG think of the fun you can have with such phrases as ‘Get out the way you blind bastard’, ‘hurry up my brakes are gone’ or ‘stolen bike move you mother fu*ker’ (sorry getting carried away).
The unit holds up to a 20-second recording and the built-in 44mm speaker plays messages at 80 decibels (about as loud as a vacuum cleaner) to ensure your warning is audible over ambient noise.
It can also play a traditional bicycle bell sound (but why would you want that when you could record the sound of a lion or herd of elephants racing towards pedestrians).
Mounts to handlebars with the included clamp.
Includes three LR44 batteries.
2.75″L x 2.25″W.
Weighs 2-1/3 oz.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS

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